Yes, I finally got my dirty hands on a copy of Playboy Philippines. Actually, it was last Friday pa pero I thought of just posting something about it kapag nabasa ko na yung first issue ng Playboy. So as promised, here is my comments about that historic magazine issue.

Overall look. Medyo hindi appealing yung appearance nung magazine kasi parang siyang cheap magazine sa quality ng paper at clarity nung mga images. At 199php, I expected something na mas maayos sa ganun.

Content. To say the least, it was a big disappointment kasi hindi ganoon kadami yung mga chicks na na-feature nila. And added to that, I don’t even know half of those girls na nakasalpak yung mga pictures dun. Okay sana kung binigyan ng mas maraming “exposure” para at least mababawi yung fact na they are not among the celebrity elite of the country. About the other features naman including the gaming, gadget, fashion, etc sections, it was like reading those other magazines. Walang pinagkaiba, nothing new and it was just plain boring. Yung mga articles naman, DAMN! They are awfully long and boring to read. And what’s with that interview with that Matthew Mcwhatever that took up almost 5-6 pages of the mag? BOREFEST!!! Madami din akong napansin na lapse sa editing nung mga articles, one of which is in the gadget section kung saan sobrang kulang yung description on one of the phone na bigla na lang naputol. I was thinking nakatulog yung editor at hindi na napansin sa publishing.

My suggestions. Dapat atang bumalik sa drawing board nung mga guys of Playboy Philippines para naman maging mas maayos yung next issue. Sabi pa nung EIC sa notes niya sa mag that they so much hard work on that first issue samantalang parang overnight lang yung ginawang pagtatrabaho dun.

Verdict: FHM or Playboy for the month of April, year 2008. I give it to FHM. Kasi ni hindi inabot ng issue na ito yung kalingkingan ng issue ng FHM with Alessandea de Rossi on the cover. Until next ish…

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Work It

Let’s go oh

Baby Show Something
Don’t say nothing (Don’t you say a word)
I just want to
See you work it (Come on baby work it for me)
That ain’t frontin
Show me something (Let me see it girl)
I just try to
See you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me)

I heard her talking loud
But she ain’t saying nothing
What up with all the frontin
Come on and show me something
You know you wanna do it
Go ahead yo man ain’t coming
Please do that thing
When you dippin
Keep yo hips poppin
What’s up with all these questions
And What planning baby
You talking to me
Like you talking to an adolsence
I like to
Jump off Jump off
Clothes
Come off come off
Her place
Freaky beats
And so on so on
Let you waist pop
when dem place not
I rather watch
To the top of snow clock
Can’t even tell the time
But you know it’s mine
What time is ma
It’s 20 Karets
After nine
Are you dehydrated?
Well let me
Quench your thirst
First thing First
Let’s do what we rehearsed
Know dem numbers now
It show be break break it
Get up and take a stance
And let me see ya

Baby Show Something
Don’t say nothing (Don’t you say a word)
I just want to
See you work it (Come on baby work it for me)
That ain’t frontin
Show me something (Let me see it girl)
I just try to
See you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me)

She still talking loud
But she ain’t saying nothing
Why you ain’t moving ma
Dj ain’t playing nothing
You tell him to
Play this herre
Until these speakers blow
Birthdays pick a place
Baby we can go
I like yo adllics
She Showing no back
She showing up attacks
You wouldn’t know
It’s slightly ghetto ghetto
She boojhetto jhetto
She 5’5
Brown Eyes
In stilleto letto (Baby)
Well did you come alone
Or you got 2 or 3
That ain’t no thang
Baby girl cause
I got 2 with me
And we gon
All kick it
And you about to see
Just what a
day would be
If you were in
The ride with me
Turning on the headlights
And we be
Running all the red lights
Those fool steal my head
And ain’t no stopping now
Now come on herre and drop
Cause he gon tell why

Baby Show Something
Don’t say nothing (Don’t you say a word)
I just want to
See you work it (Come on baby work it for me)
That ain’t frontin
Show me something (Let me see it girl)
I just try to
See you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me)

Now all my mid west shorties
Come on do that thang
Dance with me
Dance with me Yeah
And all my guy south shorties
Come on do that thang
Come On Come On
Come On Come On Come On
And all my east coast shorties
Come on do that thang
Dance with Me
Dance with me Yeah
And all my west coast shorties
Come on do that thang
Come On Come On
Come On Come On Come On
She still talking loud
But I herre her better now
She keep a thong print on
In any weather now
No sight of a band
But I can hear the horns playing
Da Dat Da Dat Da Dum
She got me hypnotize
Just like that Biggie guy
Cause she been
Trying to prove her point
Since we been inside
So we can get it on
Just wait to we get home
I’m on something
Call her Planet Jay
Momma Come on

Baby Show Something
Don’t say nothing (Don’t you say a word)
I just want to
See you work it (Come on baby work it for me)
That ain’t frontin
Show me something (Let me see it girl)
I just try to
See you work it (I just wanna see you work it for me)

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