Happy Birthday!!!

To this beautiful lady, whom I love so much…

Song of the Day – Stevie Wonder’s Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Movies, Movies…

Antagal na since the last time na nakapanood ako ng sine. At ng pelikula for that matter. At dahil andami ko nang nababasa, naririnig at napapanood tungkol sa The Dark Knight, kelangan ko na talaga siyang mapanood. Maybe this Friday kapag vacation leave ko na. AHAHAHA…

FAST MOVIE REVIEWS

The movies that I was talking about na huli kong napanood, which was two to three weeks ago were Run Fatboy Run and Sex and Breakfast.

Run Fatboy Run

Details, go here.

Fast review: This film was directed by David Schwimmer, that dude who played Ross sa Friends. I kinda like this movie kasi nakakatawa naman siya at very entertaining and engaging. It may be the typical underdog movie kung saan magtatagumpay ang isang tao as long as gagawin niya lahat ng mga bagay na dapat niyang gawin. The best moment of the film, para sa akin, ay yung eksena kung saan malapit nang matapos yung marathon na sinalihan ni Fatboy, pero nagkaroon siya ng momentary “runner’s wall” which was literally depicted with a brick wall. Nag-try siyang i-break yung wall to no avail. Then comes his son and her former fiance running toward him to cheer him on. And that’s when nakabangon ulit siya at tinapos yung marathon, with a broken leg and all. One more thing I like about this movie is the fact na the fiance was played by Thandie Newton, the same hot chick who was in one of the Mission Impossible movies.

Sex and Breakfast

Details, go here.

Fast review: This one stars Macaulay Culkin, and if you grow up and loving Home Alone this movie will shock you kasi it has the former child star portraying a very provocative role. It’s about two couples who are having trouble with their relationship and saw that having group sex therapy will do them good. Well, it did for one pair and ruined for the other. Medyo mellow yung pelikula and at some point, dragging to the point of boredom. But hey, there are plenty of sex scenes that will wake you up when you start snoozing. Magiging exciting din naman yung movie towards the end when the couples run again with each other in some breakfast resto, at dun na ibibigay yung resolution sa lahat conflict. Another awesome thing about this movie is the part when one of the guy, yung partner nung character played by Eliza Dushku, went berserk over the chick his girlfriend met whom she think was hot. They were happily doing some weed when he got a bit too paranoid and yell at the lesbian chick. I kinda find his lines sweet and weird at the same time. Will I recommend this film? Why not? I think couples out there should watch this one just for the heck of it. Who know? You might learn a thing or two from it.

Song of the Day – 50 Cent’s In Da Club

One day before my baby’s birthday…

In Da Club

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it’s 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain’t nothing change hold down, G’s up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you’ll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying “50 you hot”
They like me, I want them to love me like they love ‘Pac
But holla in New York them niggas’ll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I’m feelin’ focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I’m still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain’t change

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you’d be happy I made it
I’m that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it’s on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain’t concerned
I’m a tell you what Banks told me cause go ‘head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let ‘em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don’t try to act like you ain’t know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit

Lyrics from Lyrics007.com

Pro-condom!!!

Para sa mga paring laging nagmamarunong:

The number of stupid people are growing exponentially. Stupid people don’t think before they have sex, hence another unforseen child. Well, if they were too stupid to not use protection, chances are that they’re too stupid to know how to take care of a child correctly.

Kaya manahimik na lang kasi kayo tungkol sa issue ng family planning at population control!

Song of the Day – Garbage’s Stupid Girl

For some reason, I can’t get this damn song out of my head…

Stupid Girl

You pretend you’re high
Pretend you’re bored
Pretend you’re anything
Just to be adored
And what you need
Is what you get

Don’t believe in fear
Don’t believe in faith
Don’t believe in anything
That you can’t break

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted

What drives you on
Can drive you mad
A million lies to sell yourself
Is all you ever had

Don’t believe in love
Don’t believe in hate
Don’t belive in anything
That you can’t waste

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it

Don’t believe in fear
Don’t believe in pain
Don’t believe in anyone
That you can’t tame

You stupid girl
You stupid girl
All you had you wasted
All you had you wasted
You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it

You stupid girl

Lyrics from Sing365.com

SHUT UP!!!

Isang advice sa mga taong maraming alam:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

O kaya, magpulis na lang kayo… BITCHES!!!

Song of the Day – Breathe Carolina’s The Birds and the Bees

New band, courtesy of Eon. Just wanna share this to everyone…

The Birds and the Bees

i hope you know i swear to god
i hope you know that this won’t stop
(god damn, just another heartbreak)

-CHORUS-
i swear to god i won’t stop until your shakin
-trust me baby you know i want you to-
and let me slide into you please baby
-and if you’re screamin, than i’m screamin too-
if you want it let me bring it, let me sneak into your house tonight

-breathe in-
and i’m coming to these terms that my heart won’t beat anymore
-i just can’t get it-
sing along sing if you want, ten more seconds till we’re through the door.
and it’s a dance party everyone’s looking for, been drinkin tonight and i won’t stop, when it’s a quarter to four daylight is breakin

-CHORUS-

i’ll call you in the morning if you think it’s right
is it over? is it over…
it was a dance party, everyone looked just right, i played you all night, would you believe me if i told you that i want you, and everyday i felt this way? would you take me to the place you know the one that leaves me all alone… wait right here just for a minute we’ll talk a little just about it
i will take it slow, i won’t let you go.

-CHORUS-

Lyrics from AllTheLyrics.com

Priests = Politicians

I hate priess as much as hate politicians. Puro sila daldal tungkol sa pagiging banal, mabait, mabuti at kung anu-ano pa. Pero marami din naman sa kanila na hanggang puro salita lang at walang gawa. Parang mga pulitiko lang din na puro pangako pero wala naman gawa. And kaibahan lang ng mga pari, na sa palagay ko ay nagpapasama sa kanila ng lalo, ay hindi nila kayang tanggapin pag nagkamali sila. Gagawa at gagawa sila ng dahilan para i-justify ang pagkakamali nila.

Ilan sa mga kinaiinisan kong pari ay yaong mga andun sa aking elementary school noon. Akala mo kung sino silang mga banal na santa na hindi pwedeng magkamali, pero wala naman silang ibang alam gawin kundi magpalaki ng tiyan sa pamamagitan ng pangungurakot sa aming mga estudyante sa paniningil ng kung anu-anong mga bayarin na sa tingin ko ay hindi naman dapat. Nakakatawa din na madalas ko silang nakikita sa kanilang mga opisina noon na pinaghahatian ang mga “alay” na nakuha mula sa offertory sa misa. Madalas ko din silang naririnig na nagmumura sa kabila ng pangangaral sa amin na masama daw yun.

Pero ang pinakanakakaasar na pari sa lahat ay yaong pari sa aming lugar. Siya yung tipong nag-iikot tuwing umaga para mangaral sa kung sinu-sino. Kesyo ganito daw dapat at hindi ganito. Samantalang kung papakinggan naman yung logic ng arguments niya, mas malaki pa ang butas sa puke ng isang puta. Nakakaasar! Pangaral ng pangaral, pero sila mismo hindi naman kayang pangatawanan yung mga pangaral nila.

Kaya naman nasasabi ko talagang ang mga pari na yan ay gaya lang ng mga pulitiko. At ang masama pa dyan, sila mismo ang nangunguna ngayon sa pagtira sa mga pulitiko sa mga ginagawa nitong mali. Bakit hindi kaya nila tingnan muna nila ang mga ginagawa nila o ng mga kauri nila.

MGA HIPOKRITO!!!

Song of the Day – Megadeth’s Holy Wars

I need chaos!

Holy Wars

Do it if you dare
Leaping from the sky
Hurling thruough the air
Exhilirating high
See the earth below
Soon to make a crater
Blue sky, black death
I’m off to meet my maker
CHORUS
Energy of the gods, adrenalin surge
Won’t stop till I hit the ground, I’m on my way for sure
Up here in the air, this will never hurt
I’m on my way to impact, taste the high speed dirt
Paralyzed with fear
Feel velocity gain
Entering a near
Catatonic state
Pressure of the sound
Roaring through my head
Crash into the ground
Damned if I’ll be dead
CHORUS
Jump or die!
Dropping all my weight
Going down full throttle
The pale horse awaits
Like a genie in a bottle
Fire in my veins
Faster as I go
I forgot my name
I’m a dirt torpedo
High speed dirt

Lyrics from Lyrics007.com