Can They Be Anymore Annoying…

I haven’t done this for quite a while. Kaya eto na, listahan na ulit. Kasi wala naman akong magawang iba eh.

This is my Top 10 Annoying Personalities of All-time

10. April Boy Regino – I don’t know but his songs just bug the fuck out of me.

9. Geleen Eugenio – Just because she keeps on coming up with this so-called dance hits, but they just make me crappy most of the time.

8. Miggy Eugenio – Her son, which is double the nuisance because he is the younger version of her.

7. Jay-R – He got only one way of singing. And if you watch that nasty variety show during Sundays, you know what I’m talking about.

6. Regine Velasquez – My baby likes her, but when the Asian Songbird comes out in these “sexy” clothes, I just have the worst time… How about a bra?

5. The Guiterrez Twin – Are they really talented or just too vain for TV???

4. Ruffa Guiterrez – The one that started it all…

3. Mariel Rodriguez – OMG!!! Is this really true??!!! Fuck yes!!!

2. Rufa Mae Quinto – You’re not funny, so don’t act like you’re funny. You are just sexy, period!

1. Kris Aquino – Do I really have to explain myself?

Special Mention: Sheryl Cruz…

Song of the Day – The Fugees’ Ready Or Not

Are you?

Ready Or Not

[CHORUS:]
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can’t Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can’t Hide
Gonna Find You and Make you want me.

[CLEF:]
Now that I escape, sleepwalker awake
Those who could relate know the world ain’t cake
Jail bars ain’t golden gates
Those who fake, they break,
When they meet their 400 pound mate
If I could rule the world
Everyone would have a gun in the ghetto of course
When giddyupin’ on their horse
I Kick a rhyme drinkin’ moonshine
I pour a sip on the concrete, for the deceased
But no don’t weep, Wyclef’s in a state of sleep
Thinkin’ ’bout the robbery that I did last week.
Money in the bag, banker looked like a drag
I want to play with pelicans from here to Baghdad
Gun blast, think fast, I think I’m hit
My girl pinched my hips to see if I still exist.
I think not, I’ll send a letter to my friends,
A born again hooligan only to be king again.

[LAURYN:]
I play my enemies like a game of chess, where I rest,
No stress
If you don’t smoke sess, lest.
I must confess, my destiny’s manifest
In some Goretex and sweats I make treks like I’m homeless
Rap orgies with Porgy and Bess,
Capture your bounty like Elliot Ness, YES
Bless you if you represent the Fu
But I’ll hex you with some witch’s brew if you’re Doo Doo
Voo Doo,
I can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME
Frontin’ niggas give me hee-bee-gee-bees
So while you’re imitating Al Capone
I’ll be Nina Simone
And defacating on your microphone.

[Chorus:]
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can’t Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly

[LAURYN'S INTERLUDE]

You can’t run away
From these styles I got, oh baby, hey baby
Cause I got a lot, oh yeah
And anywhere you go
My whole crew’s gonna know
You can’t hide from the block, oh no.

[PRAZ:]
Ready or not, refugees takin’ over
The Buffalo soldier, dread-lock rhasta
On the twelfth hour, fly by in my bomber
Crews run for cover, now they’re under pushin’ up flowers
Superfly true lies, do or die,
Toss me high – only puff la,
With my crew from lock high
I refugee from Guantanamo Bay
Dance around the border like I’m Cassius Clay

[Chorus (Lauryn) REPEAT 3X:]

Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can’t Hide
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly
Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can’t Hide
Gonna Find You and Make You Want Me

Lyrics from AZLyrics.com